The people of the United States
should consider the history behind
the Thanksgiving holiday,
and petition the courts for a name change.
Perhaps change the name to:
"Thank a Native American for Helping Strangers Survive-Day"
I don't see Hallmark picking up on that opportunity.
Maybe change the name to:
"Sharing Food With Friends-Day"
Yes; much less politically charged.
I'll call Hallmark and the courts,
right after you pass more turkey and dressing left-overs.
Everything you can possibly imagine
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