#1 Never step backwards - I will be under your feet.
#2 I will yell at you at all hours for no reason.
#3 If you clean my box, I will immediately dirty it.
#4 The water dish is a moving target when you lift it.
#5 Ditto for the food dish.
#6 I like to spill other stuff, too.
#7 I allow you to sleep on the bed - not the other way.
#8 Do not move when I am on your lap or legs.
#9 Do not shut curtains - I like to look out my windows.
#10 If you buy me a catnip plant- put it up high, or I will eat it all.
Let Me Be a Jellyfish
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